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The Twinge Conspiracy: Prologue

The Twinge Conspiracy

Prologue: Midnight Cowboy

Bungie.net forums are remarkable piece of engineering, although the walls and ceilings are pure solid, the floors are not. With scrolling code (At remarkable speeds), the floor is the entrance and exit to the many members that roam the endless hallways filed with countless doors that lead into the millions of threads found everywhere. Even within this cyber paradise there are still crimes, and there are enforcers, as well as rules, and of course their are no rights. Play nice.

2005/August/22/11:45 PM
Bungie.net/Group area

The corridors within the group area are normally, empty at night. This night though, down corridor 587, a cloaked member morphed from the floor. Keeping his head down the man slowly made his way down the endless hallway to a door labeled, "The Aureate Lords"

The cloaked man paused at the door, hoping to all hope that it would be open. He grabbed the nob and turned, the door opened with a creak. Stealthily, he made his way pass the Main room to another door that lead into the forums. The man entered the giant room cautiously, and took a quick look around, no one in sight. He walked along the wall until he came upon a sign labeled, "New Topic." Quickly he pressed his palm against the green plus symbol next to the sign.

A new door popped out of the floor forcing all other doors down by one. The man ran into the new thread and started to write. He repeated the process until he heard the door to the forum open, quickly looking up he saw the creator of the group himself, Aureate Lord II. Aureate stood their stunned at the amount of spam that had filled his group, the cloaked man took this chance and ran pass Aureate through the only exit.

Rushing pass the Main room the man took a quick glance behind him, Aureate was right behind him with anger on his face. With the door closing in on him fast the man jumped, lifted his leg and kicked the door breaking the hinges pushing the door the wrong way out.

Slamming the door behind him he rushed down the hall toward Corridor 8548. Turning the corner, he heard the door slam open behind in, he nearly ran into ChiChi. Surprised ChiChi stood and watched the man run down the hall. Aureate turned the corner and ran into ChiChi, knocking them both down with a hard thud.

Quickly getting back up Aureate looked down the hall, the intruder was no where to be found. Screaming out in anger he turned to ChiChi, who was still laying on the ground,
"Did you see who that was?" Aureate asked franticly

"Yeah....it was Twinge" ChiChi replied between coughs.

Angry, Aureate turned around and head back to his group to clean up the mess.

2005/August/23/6:08 AM
Bungie.net/Forums/The Underground

The Underground is one of 10 largest forums at bungie, like the other 9 it has one big meeting room. The meeting room is designed circular to increase the amount of thread doors in one area.

Yoozel morphed in, right in front of the front door. The was a huge crowd surrounding something in the middle of the room. Thinking it was just another spamer, Yoozel made his way to the center and saw a horrific sight, there lay the dead body of Twinge...

To be continued
-Gnome-

-Blam!- Avatara

-Blam!-

Story Preview!

A Feud between two forum members ends one night with a death, a death that shocked the community. With the forums at the brink of war a counsel has been made to seek the 7ruth behind the murder.

Travel to the deeps of Bungie.net’s first fanfic Genre, Mystery, And uncover the 7ruth behind the lies.

From the Creator of The Gnome Chronicles and The Newspaper comes a new bungie.net fanfic series:

The Twinge Conspiracy
Coming to a Flood near you.

[This has been a presentation of The Gnome Book]
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The Newspaper: Frankie saves the Day!

The Last in the series

Special Reports
Local Frankie Saves the Day!
Saturday, July 25, 2005; Posted: 12:56 a.m. EDT (12:56 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)

In a miraculous rescue, local hero
Frankie O'Connor has saved Mr.
Overlord from his doomed fate
with the kidnappers. Even though
Frankie could not be reached for
comment we have a Second hand
account of what happened.

"It was a normal day like all others"
Reports a local New Mombasan,
"When i noticed the Overlord being
escorted down the street by four thugs."

Witness then say Frankie rushed out
of a Forum into the sun, using his head
he was able to blind the four.

"There was this big flash of light, then it
turned Green." Reports the same New
Mombasan.

The 'Green' she was referring to was
Frankie Morphing into Mister Chief.
He then whiped out his duel welding
bacon and started to bet down the
Kidnappers.

Bungie staff has not released the identity
of the kidnappers until there parents
have been notified.

After a quick search of the forum, Mods
found our reporter in the field Gnome G.
Hog tied naked in a closet.

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The Newspaper: Breaking Update

Breaking News Update!
Mr. Overlords Kidnapping: Day Three
Friday, July 24, 2005; Posted: 5:44 p.m. EDT (17:44 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)

We have Breaking news about the
kidnapping of Mr. Overlord. It
appears the Moderators have
found the exact location of the Hide
out where he is being kept.

Unconfirmed reports say Mr. Overlord
is being kept in a thread entitled:
Look! We've Kidnapped the overlord
What tipped the mod team off was the shiny
golden Septagon next to the title.

"Right now, we are keeping a close eye
on the thread," Shiska tell us "we have
plans to move in and take the thread by
force tomorrow at exactly 5:00 am."

He reports that the only problem right now
is if the Group reads this article.

Details are sketchy at best, so to get a first
hand view of the treatment of Mr. Over-
-lord we sent our own reporter, Gnome,
undercover to infiltrate the Group. We
have not heard from him since.

More on this story as it unfolds.

Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed

The Newspaper: Kidnapped!

Special Reports
Mr. Overlord has been kidnapped!
Thursday, July 23, 2005; Posted: 12:56 a.m. EDT (12:56 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)

Yesterdays dramatic Kidnapped of our
beloved Mr. Overlord, has not yet ended.
It is a dark day indeed.

A wild fanatic group, derived from New
Mombasa has taken responsibility
for the kidnapping. Two other unrelated
groups have taken responsibility also, but
Community Guy SketchFactor reports that
The New Mombasa Group are the real kidnappers.

Today at 10:00 Sketch and the Webmaster
had held a press conference on the situation.
When asked what the group wants, the
Webmaster replied,

"The only thing the want right now is a search
program for New Mombasa alone. Then they
told us they'll probably think of some more later."

Then The Septagon Daily Bugle asked the question
of who was to take over the forums in Mr. Overlords
absent, both Sketch and the webmaster replied,
'me' at the same time.

After two minuets of awkward silence, Sketch
reported that they are doing all they can on
tracking down Achronos, but they in no way
will they negotiate with this group until they
know that Achronos is being taken care of.

"He's very picky" Jason Jones told reporters
"I hope they know what there in for."

More on this story as it unfolds.

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The News Paper: Chaos

Special Reports
Flood party ends in Chaos.
Wednesday, July 22, 2005; Posted: 9:17 p.m. EDT (20:17 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)

Today thousands flocked into the
Flood for the special 50th annive-
-rsary party. A party that ended
in terror and chaos.

Everything started out as planned,
Security was tight, but apparently
not tight enough. At five o'clock
Mr. Overload started his speech.

During the speech some people
could hear the faint sounds of
helicopters from above. By the
end of his speech the podium
collapsed sending a plume of
dust flying over the crowed
blinding them.

This is when 'they' struck.
Moderator Yoozle describes
the scene.

"I was off buying coffee, trying to not to
fall asleep as Achronos's speeches
usually makes me do, when i heard a loud
crack, then screams. I turned and ran to
Achronos, but it was two late."

Mr. Overlord was tied to the helicopters
and flown away. No word yet as who is
behind the kidnapping.


Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed

The Newspaper: 50th

This a small story as told by a newspaper, enjoy

Special Reports
50th Anniversary, draws big crowd
Thursday, July 21, 2005; Posted: 11:16 a.m. EDT (15:16 GMT)
Flood, Forums(AP)
-------
Tomorrow will be the Fiftieth Anniversary
of the creation of The Flood, and to
celebrate the momentous occasion The
Flood will be hosting its own Birthday
Bash.

The party is expected to draw thousands
of outside members from community's
such as New Mombasa and The
Underground, bringing in an estimated
5 million dollars.

The party will show everyone that even
after 50 years, The Flood is as much a
tourist attraction as the day it was created.
But, there could be more, many are staying
away from The Flood due to increased
Security, Community Guy SkecthFactor tells
us.

"There is a good reason for the increased
security" Skecth continues "We want to make
sure nothing happens to our good members
as well as Achronos himself."

Thats right, Mr. Overlord himself will be at the
Bash, presenting the "No Spam" award and
giving a speech. Our own reporter, Gnome
will be there to write about the experience.

Copyright 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed

The Gnome Card

Mods: The Gathering

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The Gnome Chronicles: Chapter Five

The Gnome Chronicles
Chapter Five: Triple Alliance
A long long Code ago,
In a Server far far away...

As Achronos stared down Gnome, he couldn’t help wonder were the real webmaster had gone to, or if his 7th army was even still alive...

Achronos rased his ban hammer high in the air, and the rest of the Advanced guard prepared for battle. With a loud battle cry Achronos charged Gnome, swung his hammer as it whistled through the air, Gnome was quick enough to dodge the weapon and watched it crash to the ground crumbling the very code of which the ground was made of. The first strike had failed but not far behind the overlord was his trusty guard.

With ninja sticks and a various assortment of other weaponry they lay waist to the evil before them. But no matter the speed of the moderators, Gnome was still faster. As the Guard and Achronos regrouped, the overlord saw movement behind his prey. Four tentacles slowly rose from the ground quietly, two of which stopped at Gnomes ankles and the others stopped at his wrist.

In one sweep of movement the tentacles had grabbed onto Gnome and pinned him against a wall. A hoarded creature arose from the ground, a creature that reeked of death and decay.

“Soul.” Achronos whispered under his breath at the spectacle.

Gnome struggled to fight the creature but it was too strong.

“Who...no, what are you?” Gnome asked with anger and disgust.

“I am a monument to all your sins, to all of bungie’s sins. All who are deleted have come back to me, all who are banned are within me. I am the Disembodied Soul.” The Creature said in a deathly cold voice.

As Achronos steaded his Ban hammer for one quick wack to end it all, Gnome was able to struggle lose from the Soul’s deathly grip. Lose, Gnome started to absorb the Soul’s energy when a quite rumble shocked the room. The Webmaster morphed out from the floor with a drunken smile on his face.

First the Gorilla turned to Achronos and said “Sorry im late, but I wanted to make sure you missed me first.” Then Turned to a shocked Gnome, “Your End is nigh, your Gnome army has just been defeated.” The Rumble grew louder “The Disembodied Soul,” He nodded at the creature “The Advanced Guard,” he looked back at the Moderators. By now the rumbling was unignorable.

The webmaster concentrated on the wall behind Gnome. Finally, Gnome thought as he saw the very creature that had given him this virus, ‘He had created me.’ Gnome Started to strike when the wall behind him blew. Chunks of code flew everywhere, and when the dust settled Gnome and everyone in the room could see millions of Forum members ready to fight.

“And the 7th column, the Triple alliance has been set.” The Webmaster finished

Astounded, Gnome got ready for a battle...

To be continued. . .
-Gnome-

The Gnome Chronicles: Chapter Four

The Gnome Chronicles
Chapter Four: Onslaught
A long long Code ago,
In a Server far far away...

All at once every human member of the Flood fell to the ground, Gnome had drained them of they’re very soul increasing his strength and power ten fold. But there was one creature in that forum who was unaffected, it hid away deep with in the code itself, watching, waiting....

The Creature jumped into the Hyper Text Transfer Protocol, and speed to Achronos palace. Achronos sat in his chamber going over his files when the creature entered:

“Achronos, I come with news-“ he was cut off

“Not now, I have work to do-“ The creature ignored Achronos and continued louder

“They’re all dead! Every one of them....that damn bastard killed them all!”

Achronos stopped everything, got up and turned around, he had a look of total terror upon his face. He stood there, looking upon a monkey, the webmaster.

“Are you sure?!”

“I Saw it all my self. You have to do something, NOW!” The webmaster pleaded with Achronos

“Call upon my army, from the Septagon, The Underground, all of them. Tell them to meet in the News room ready to strike, I will collect my advanced guard.” The Webmaster disappeared and the Overlord ran from his archives.

With in a half an hour Achronos had assembled his Advanced Guard, Maka, Ske7ch, Frankie, Goweb, Nos, Chris, and Shishka. With his Advanced Guard assembled they ran down the hall to the News room.

The Webmaster stood alone in the middle of the news room.
“I couldn’t hold your army back, they attacked....they didn’t stand chance against the gnomes.”

“Damn, stay here and watch our back, were going in.” Achronos ordered the Webmaster. The Advanced Guard lined the wall as achronos approached the door, lifted his foot and bashed the door in. With his Ban Hammer raised he ran into the room first followed by the others, but there was no one inside, no sign of battle. Achronos quickly yelled that it was a trap, and they turned for the door. It was deleted, they scanned the room, no way in, no way out.

“Why wouldn’t the webmaster warn us.” Nos asked the group.
Suddenly The Webmaster appeared in the middle of the room and started laughing a dark, evil laugh. The Advanced guard slowly raised there Ninja weaponry, and watched as the webmaster transformed into Gnome himself.

“Well, well, well, Trapped like a dogs head in a jar.” said Gnome, “The Mighty Achronos thought he could take me down, I laugh at your for I have grown stronger then you could ever be!” He Yelled

“Stop Now, of feel the full fury of the Ban Hammer! You have called down the Thunder, now reap the whirlwind!” Achronos gave the Ultimatum

“Please, that thing wont put a scratch in me. You can fight me hear I don’t mind, my Gnome army is already started to destroy this site. Soon I’ll have my revenge!”

As Achronos stared down Gnome, he couldn’t help wonder were the real webmaster had gone to, or if his 7th army was even still alive...

To Be Continued. . .
-Gnome-

The Gnome Chronicles: Chapter Three

The Gnome Chronicles
Chapter Three: Attack of the Gnome’s
A long long code ago,
In a server far far away...

Suddenly it came into view, the crowd screamed and ran in terror. There was a look of utter urgency upon Yoozels face, he lunged at the still laughing Gnome with the banning prod, screaming ‘you bastard!”

Anyone who was touched with the Banning prod would be sent into the abyss for ever, never to return. Yoozel’s prod was centimeters away from Gnomes face, when a small creature, with a long white beard, tall green hat that came to a tip, wearing all green, Jumped on Yoozel stopping him.

“What the hell is that?” Buffalo Wing asked “It looks like a Dwarf, a leprechaun maybe, no it’s a Gnome!!!” he shouted in terror.

Yoozel struggled with the Gnome when another jumped on him, and another. Soon he was covered in Gnomes, with their sharp little teeth bitting at every open skin Yoozel was showing, he slowly fell to the ground then stopped moving.

Gnome stood up and turned around, chaos, thousands upon thousands of Gnomes running around bitting everything in sight, all the forum goers ran in panic.

“Cover the exits! Capture everyone alive!” Gnome Shouted to his green minions, all looking like the other, the only difference was a red patch just below there Left Shoulder that contained a number.

The Gnomes showed no regard for the humans, anyone who tried to exit was struck down and bitten until that person passed out from the pain. There was a struggle, not one person in that forum gave up easily. Only a few Gnomes had die, fewer forumers had died also.

Gnome had ordered his army to seal the captured Forum goers into threads, then lock them so they never can escape. And they Did as he ordered. The Forumers were sent into hundreds of Threads leaving only three to four people in each one. Gnome walked into the middle of the Forum, sat down and started to meditate. Screams rang out from every direction.

All at once every human member of the Flood fell to the ground, Gnome had drained them of they’re very soul increasing his strength and power ten fold. But there was one creature in that forum who was unaffected, it hid away deep with in the code itself, watching, waiting....
To Be Continued....
-Gnome-

The Gnome Chronicles: Chapter Two

The Gnome Chronicles
Chapter Two: Send in the Troops
A long long code ago,
In a server far far away...

“Your pitiful ‘seventh column army’ is about to end, join me or die!” Gnome ordered. Yoozel stared for a moment, not fighting back, then finally he opened his mouth for an response, his checks puffed up and he blew....a powerful spit wad flew threw the air and hit Gnome in the eye.

Temporarily blinded, Yoozel was able to lift his legs and press them hard against Gnomes chest and kick off, sending them both fling in opposite directions. Gnome, who was surprise by the attack, could not regain his balance before hitting the ground with a thud, unlike yoozel who comfortably landed on both feet.

Gnome Hopped to his feet and charged at Yoozel, they both dove at each other, caching the other in mid-air. They drooped like bricks, Yoozel was able to pin him down and unleash wave after wave of angry blows upon gnomes face. The Crowd of people could only stand and watch in amazement

Gnome desperately grabbed for the closest thing to him, a high voltage electrical power cord, leading from the wall to the power conduct. He yanked on the cord breaking it, sending sparks fling out of both of the broken ends like water from an open hydrant. With one last pull on the cord he slammed it into Yoozel’s back, sending thousands upon thousands of electrical current flowing through his body. The Crowd gasped and took a few steps back. Gold Templar II Turned and started running to the closest exit, Gnome lifted his free hand, palm out and three daggers, coved in a blood red aura flew from his palm. The daggers turned and dodged the crowed and increase speed once they were clear, Gold Templar II was three feet from the exit when the three daggers hit him the back, killing him. Gnome kicked yoozel off of him sending Yoozel across the room, He lay there convulsing.

Gnome dropped the power cord and slowly walked over to the fallen foe, laughing. As he kneeled on one knee to inspect his work, he saw yoozel twitch, Gnome stood up in shock. Like a bat out of hell, Yoozel threw his fist, ripping the air in half, as it hit Gnome at the mid point. Gnome clenched his stomach and coughed, blood slowly leaked from his mouth, He doubled back and fell over.

Silence fell threw out the flood, as Gnome lay in a puddle of his own blood and yoozel still convulsing from the shock, a group of spectators gathered around. They where cheering for Yoozel to get up and ‘finish the evil one off’. Gnome and Yoozel both started rising at the same time, Gnome was clearly in a better condition, and the crowd knew it. At that moment Gnome’s only thought about one thing, finishing Yoozel, he was so focused on that one item of knowledge that he didn’t notice a group of angry spectators surrounding him. They all pounced on Gnome at once and dog piled him to the ground.

Yoozel got to his feet and walked over to Gnome with a limp. The crowd of people on Gnome slowly thinned out only leaving ten to hold him down. Yoozel stood atop of Gnome as he drew his Banning prod. Just then the ground started to shake, the shaking was getting stronger by the second and Gnome started to laugh.

“There here, your too late yoozel, there already here.” Gnome taunted yoozel.

“Its coming from over there everybody!” FrancestheMute8 yelled out (even though he’s a mute)
Everyone stared into the void, something big was out there, heading to the Flood at great speeds. There was unrest with in the crowd, no one paid any attention to Gnome and Yoozel anymore, many started to back away from that direction, and many started telling rumors about what ‘it’ was even before they themselves knew.

Suddenly it came into view, the crowd screamed and ran in terror. There was a look of utter urgency upon Yoozels face, he lunged at the still laughing Gnome with the banning prod, screaming ‘you bastard!....
To Be Continued...
-Gnome-

The Gnome Chronicles: Chapter One

The Gnome Chronicles
Chapter One: Arrival
A long long Code ago
In a Server far far away . . .

There is place buried within the spam, porn, and crazy rants, it is a secret place of tranquility for a certain group of gamers. This place was called Bungie.net more specifically “The Flood.” It was a day like all other, Twitch was running around crazily, and Reginkio was chasing him down, Jellybug was unleashing the mafia upon a group of innocent town people, a great Laser war creating chaos and onslaughts, nothing was constant.

A secret person, dark and tall walked right into the middle of all this, and looked around. Laughing under his breath as he whispered to him self,
“This place will be easy to conquer.”
The dark thought scrambling through this man’s head slowly made him crazy. As he relived his life through his thoughts there was only one place his insanity could have spawned, and he was standing in that place. As he explored the flood, the memories of his times here slowly came back to him, his anger grew.

He couldn’t wait he was about to strike down his first victim when everything went dark, everyone in the flood stopped, lighting struck. The dark man turned in the direction of the lighting, and there stood Achronos. He stood with his ban hammer in one hand and a scroll of rules in the other. He started walking around asking people if they have seen a man sized, hairy, drunken moneky anywhere about.
He walked up to the dark man, and he looked him over;
“You’re new, what is your name little one.”
The ‘little one’ comment really stung the man, but he knew he was powerless against the overlord, for now yet at least.
“Gnome.” He shot Achronos a dark look and walked a way. Achronos stood there in shock, he had heard that name before, many times, and never any good came from it. Achronos ran back to his palace to check to see if it was the same as before.

With Achronos’ departure Gnome studied the area once more. There was only one mod per 10,000 people. If he could turn the masses against the mods and bungie, it would ensure his victory. He put his hands in his pocket, and took out some sort of communication device, it was a personal messaging system. He quickly wrote down a message
The time is upon us, call up the troops
He closed it and sent it into the internet void.

Gnome stood up in the crowd of people and opened his mouth:
“My forum friends, I come with bad news, I have uncovered a secret plot that bungie has created against us!” as he finished SpamBotDotNet yelled out from the crowd;
“I knew it!!! I told you guys!”
“Silence!” Gnome continued “We have to act now to ensure our freedom, we have to uprise against the evil doers.”
“Why should we trust you?! What do you have to back this up?!” Yelled Wagovan

‘This will be tougher that I thought’ Gnome said to himself. He looked around and it came to him, there was no way he would convince all these people to join him, there was only one option left.
“I...I am a mighty Hacker, my name is Gnome. With a single Glance I could make it so you can never live again. Join my cause against bungie, or die like a coward.”
A loud deep voiced boomed from out of nowhere ‘Unleash the ninjas!’The instant he had said this a rope dropped down in front of Gnome, and soon after Yoozel slid down, he jumped into the air for a high kick, karate style. Gnome side stepped it and watched Yoozel fly past him. Gnome jumped high into the air then came down on Yoozel knocking him to the ground, he then stepped on Yoozels chest, grabbed his throat and pulled him up.
“Your pitiful ‘seventh column army’ is about to end, join me or die!” Gnome ordered. Yoozel stared for a moment, not fighting back, then finally he opened his mouth for a response...
To be continued . . .
-Gnome-

The Gnome Chronicles: Chapter 0

The Gnome Chronicles
Chapter 0: The Lost Prologue
A long long code ago
In a server far far away...

Many years ago, before the time of Halo the first, live a time of peace and knowledge. When the forum just began, back in the days of only one hundred users, there was a group, one with knowledge far more than any other, The original Grizzled ancients. Among this group was a small happy boy, blond, teaming with energy and spirit, he called him self Gnome. It was he, Gnome, that first came up with the idea of a machine, a machine that would preserve this time of peace and knowledge for ever.

The Grizzled ancients worked tirelessly at the creation of this machine, with hopes of it to be used only for good. Even though he was to small to work with the machine itself, Gnome was given the most important task, he was to search the Forums for a power source for the machine. With a farewell Gnome wandered off, There was only three forums in that time, The Underground, The Sepitgon, And The Flood.

After searching threw the 29 pages of The Flood Gnome moved to the bigger 50 pages of the Underground. It took him a whole day of searching, but he could find nothing suitable for the machine. With out sleep he left for the last forum, there in its 15 pages he still found nothing. Disappointed, he didn’t want to travel back to The Flood with nothing.

While searching the Septigon once more, he found a secret exit with a sign posted on it, “Danger! Do Not Enter.” Gnome’s curiosity overwhelmed him and he opened the door. It was dark inside, Gnome slowly walked in searching the walls for a light switch, nothing. He saw a pin prick of light he started walking toward that direction, stumbling over bumps in the floor and walking into cold metal items that were much bigger than he was.

Finally he reached the light, there was a window almost completely covered except for a small inch on the bottom, Gnome leaned over and looked in. What he saw startled him, he stumbled back and fell to the ground. He got back up and made he way back to the window and peered in, their was a furry creature sitting at a computer working. The Creature was brown and wore a cowboy hat, nothing else, the room was filled with empty liquor bottles.

Gnome scanned the room with his eyes and saw on the counter across from the window an lone power cell.‘That would be perfect for the machine, but how do get pass that creature?’ Gnome whispered to himself. There was a crash and Gnome quicky looked back in the room, the hairy creature was passed out on the floor. It was the perfect time for Gnome to go in and steal the power cell, he began felling the wall for a door.

After five minuets of searching in the dark he found the door, slowly Gnome opened empty glass bottles rattled together as the door pushed them out of the way. Gnome crept in and crossed the room, stepping over the creature along the way. He was startled when he saw a pair of eyes staring at him, it was some sort of Japanese fish. It took Gnome a minuet to realize it was some sort of sponge, he quickly took the power cell and exited the room.

He closed the door and noticed that with the darkness he couldn’t see the entree where he had came in. Panicking he blindly started across the mysterious room. Halfway back he ran into a metall wall, he started side stepping trying to find away across this thing when he zapped by something, the pain was unbearable, Gnome collapsed.

He awoke latter, at first he didn’t know where he was then he remembered everything. Something was different now, he could see. Someone must have turned the lights on. He got up and looked around, he was in the creatures office, but there was no creature. He slowly stood up and went to the door, he opened it and saw a huge room, full of giant machines that seemed to be powering everything, the floor was covered with cords and the was a loud hum, something that wasn’t there before.

He saw the brown creature walking the opposite direction from him, Gnome slowly and quietly followed. It led Gnome to the Door he came in from a while ago. The creature was about to open the door when he stopped and sniffed the air, he ran off down an adjacent hallway. Gnome leaped from his hiding spot and ran to the door, as he reached the door he could hear the creature running straight at him, gnome whipped the door open walked back into the forums and slammed the door shut. There was a Thud, then nothing, Gnome left the door and ran back non stop to the Flood.

As the days passed Gnome started to change, he slowly became darker. He soon found out that the ‘zap’ he had felt was a Virus entering his body, he left the Flood in hope of finding a anti-virus, but when he did find the Anti-Virus, he didn’t want it. The Virus had given him strength and powers like non-other, and with the power came insanity.

He went back to the forums to claim what was his, the machine. The Grizzled ancients, who feared Gnomes new powers, hid the machine deep with in the forums. This made Gnome very mad and he went on a killing spree, finally someone was able to capture Gnome and thrown into Exile from Bungie, never to return. But in exile he grew stronger, he planed his revenge on Bungie for giving him the Virus that made him mad, and on the Grizzled ancient for sending him into Exile, he would not rest until he got his revenge...

-Gnome-

Welcome

Welcome, to the Gnome Book. Here i will post my stories, and art (Photoshoping), also if i get a better internet connection i'll post some of my Animations made with Maya. So enjoy!